The Craziest Posts Insane Parents Shared This Week (February 7, 2023)

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
Feb 7, 2023 1:00 PM EST

I'm going to be honest…we can be pretty critical of bad parenting here at Memebase. When you're exposed to the most insane parenting takes that the internet can offer, it's difficult not to get jaded about the state of parenting in 2023. I know that most parents do not lay their babies on their stomachs because "SIDS be damned, it's the only way my baby sleeps." I am well aware that the majority of the parenting population does not name their child something straight out of the 1800s. However, the parents who do these things still make me mad, and I'm not above indulging in that anger. 

It's so fun to look through insane posts made by crazy parents. It makes you feel so much better about how you parent your kids and makes you glad that your parents were not wackos like these. If you are addicted to crazy parenting content, you're in for a treat with the following Mommy Facebook Group posts.

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  • 01
    White - by's Adlice & So You and 3 others Group member. 47m. How do I get my husband to understand that our son is 4 months old and does not benefit from spankings. He doesn't spank very hard but it still makes the baby cry even harder and he also screams in his ear.... it just makes the baby more upset! And it angers me! Alot! I love my husband so much but when I see him loose his temper with our kid, it scares the shit out of me, and I just wanna smack the living day lights out of him for doin
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  • 02
    Font - 1h My baby is stinky even though I wash him or at least try to wash him once a week. At one time it was probably about a month between baths. But he still stinks. it's not bad bad but still he stinks I try to give him baths more often than I did but what else can I do? On a side note.... I use Johnson's and Johnson's baby soap and shampoo... 25 Home Friends Like Is this post a joke???? How can you leave your baby ONE MONTH WITHOUT BATHING??????? I even wash my dog every week. Let alone my
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  • 03
    Black - 06:35 : ( : ●●● Mommies A gentle reminder To ALWAYS, no matter what, have your baby buckle up in the car seat, no matter how short or long is the trip, just keep your baby in the car seat, (I've been somehow flexible about taking my girl on arms, if she is freaking out or is a short ride, of course with me not been the driver). Today we did a really short trip to the Grocery store but coming back my husband took the highway (I didn't even realize) I was breastfeeding my girl and suddenly
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  • 04
    Font - My 10 year old daughter and my husband (2nd husband) used to be best friends. We have since gotten married and had two more kids. Since we have added to the family that connection that my 10 year old had with her step dad has sure gone down the toilet.OBJ. Over the last few months things have gotten so tense that my husband has threatened to leave and or kick her out. He doesn't get the respect that he deserves as he provides for her and her siblings. As I stay home he sure makes that kno
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  • 05
    Font - pparte Group member. 1d. ooo I don't know what to do.. my 4 year old is absolutely out of control. She basically runs our whole lives, and she knows it! She screams and yells until she gets her way, she punches herself in the face, and she will flat out ignore us and do what she wants anyways. She asks me everyday to go to school but I'm so worried about how she will act there and then I'll be getting phone calls all the time. She tells us she's going to kill herself and also that she's g
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  • 06
    Purple - x So it's official that hates sleeping on his back. This little boy was hollering, crying, and sweating so bad that I had to change his clothes. Got him all calmed down and back to sleep, and laid him on his tummy. He slept like a champ for hours. And yes, I know he's "supposed" to sleep on his back; we do what works best for us over here.
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  • 07
    Font - County Moms 55m ●●● My 8th grader wants to date a "goth" girl and I am highly concerned. As a Christian woman, I do not believe future mothers should be worshipping the d*vil. I am afraid for my son, but he really likes her. What should I do? - feeling thoughtful. X
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  • 08
    Font - So I just wanted to get some opinions because I honestly have no idea if it's something controversial or not. If your husband were to leave the house with zero explanation, dressed like he's going out, no ring on, and left you home with the kids...is that okay? Honestly I could care less. I love having the bed to myself. I just didn't know that as a parent it was okay to just...leave like I still have to ask for "permission" to go shower and leave the kids with him for 5 min. 49 50 Like A
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  • 09
    Font - And again I'm at a loss. Took my boy in for his 2 month check up and he's only at the 14th percentile for his weight gain.. now she wants us to add more formula to his bottles to increase calories.. I feel like a bad parent. He does eat and honestly I feel like he eats a lot. She's saying if he doesn't gain in 2 weeks she will declare it "failure to thrive".. like wow.. thanks.. has anyone else's baby just been small? Like why can't that just be a thing? He did gain weight, but apparently
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  • 10
    Font - My kids scream and cry in the morning for McDonald's for breakfast. I give it to them. My kids rip my clothes and destroy my shoes. I don't care. My kids throw my food and break their toys. My youngest recently broke my toe because I wouldn't give him his iPad. My kids took my cash I was saving and flushed it down the toilet. They've scratched kicked and bit me. But I don't care! They're my kids. Home Like Comment 1 But you should care. You shouldn't get angry because they are only kids,
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  • 11
    Organism - The thing about parenthood is that sometimes it doesn't matter what every research article in the entire planet says, it doesn't matter what someone with a higher degree of education than you says- all that matters is your baby and what you know your instincts are telling you.
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  • 12
    Font - < 4:48 2) Name opinions... Baby 3 is probably going to be called Icarus if it's a boy. First off, can people who like the name Icarus tell me they like it? I know people have strong opinions on names generally so there will be people who dislike or even hate it, but I just want to be reassured that there Are people out there who will like it or maybe even love it. We're pretty set on this name but I'm worried people will judge us lol. We're aware that the nickname "Ick" or "Icky" is a ris
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  • 13
    Font - : September 22 at 1:04 AM - It pisses me off TO NO ENDIIIII when I see CHILDLESS COUPLES WITHOUT AT DISNEY WORLDI!!! ******* DW is a FAMILY amusement park!!!! yet these IMMATURE millennials THROW AWAY THEIR MONEY ON USELESS CRAP!!!!! They have NO idea the JOY and HAPPINESS it is to MOTHERS WHO BUYS THEIR BABIES TREATS AND TOYS!!!! THEY WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THE EXHAUSTION THAT IT IS TO CHASE A 3 YEAR OLD AROUND AND GETTING STARES AT ASSUMING IM A BAD MOTHER!!!! This cunt in some very SLUT
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  • 14
    Human body - 13:22 Home < Q I'm pregnant with my third child, and as I did with my previous two, I'm going to freebirth! I've decided that I want to have this baby in a cemetery. I KNOW that sounds crazy.. but I think it would be a good way to balance life and death. The beginning and the end! Anyways, I wanted to know who I should call to inform of my plans, so they don't plan any burials in the area I want to birth in. I've already picked out a stone that I can lay on, and it'll look cool in p
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  • 15
    Screenshot - 9:31 Ok I'm getting real desperate here.. looking for a babysitter come July. s babysitter can no longer take her after that I asked a babysitter's page but it's ridiculous how much they're asking for. Pleaseeeee help Like 1985 4h A Home Most relevant Comment I always struggled with this because generally they ask for 15-20 an hour and I'm like wellllllp after taxes and travel I'll make 1.50 4h Like Reply me $200/day. A DAY. 4h Like Reply Friends h dude, this one lady told & then sa
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  • 16
    Joint - 'I called my baby Pheart but people keep pronouncing it wrong 3 February 2023, 12:11 | Updated: 3 February 2023, 12:33 mischie maker Pheart PR
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  • 17
    Font - Group member 1h Any designer moms on here that can help me with a bedroom set for my son. I was told that White is "too girly" for a boys bedroom set. I am eyeing a bed set from Pottery Barn teen, and the colors are either simply white or brushed fog that I like. I want something timeless that does not go out of style. Thank you!
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  • 18
    Organism - Hello everyone. I'm new to the group. I am a first time mom. Due 2-25-23 or 2/28/23 (depends on which 1 of my Dr's you ask) I am 30 y.o. turning 31 in March. and I'm going to be a S.a.h.m. I love to cook and eat... I love make up and being creative in general. I can't spell to save my life. I plan on breast feeding. Having a non medicated birth & vaginal birth. My sons name will be Atreyu (from the Neverending story "movie") i am a step mom to 3 teens. 1 is violent Autistic (I don't t
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  • 19
    Font - I just need to vent. I'm literally so tired of always worrying, stressing, wondering and thinking my boyfriend is doing coke. He used to have a huge issue with it, and in his defense he has gotten better, but he still does it behind my back and lies to me about it. Everytime hes with his friends, I get stressed out about it. It's discouraging. I grew up with my dad being a coke addict and it really affected our family, so my boyfriend knows how I feel about it. Despite everything I've tol
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  • 20
    Cartoon - <= 42 A Like FIGHTING THE FEMININE URGE TO FREE BIRTH EIGHT BABIES AND NEVER TELL THE GOVERNMENT THEY EXIST Comment a 74 comments Send ●●● Wtf is happening in this group? Also what are the mods on? I came here for cute silly shit not dumb conspiracy crap Like Reply 30
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  • 21
    Font - 00 Any advice? 1 A friend's two children 3/4 and 4/5 wake up in the morning and reap havoc. They get into food and other things that aren't to be touched. The fridges and freezers are child safety locked and they're pushed up high — somehow they get them. The pantry is now triple child locked with 3 types because they open the other 2. They know it's wrong and yet do it literally every day (if they can get ahold of something). Any tips or advice? Reasons they might be doing this? They're
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